The monologue in yellow is lifted directly (with minor edits for space and to fit the speaker) from the track "Class Clown" from the George Carlin album of the same name. It's also available on the compilation "Classic Gold", which I recommend highly. I've been meaning to do some sort of tribute since his death, and this is the best thing I've been able to come up with. I can only hope Mr. Carlin and fellow fans can appreciate the irony of me calling him "Saint". At any rate, I miss him greatly.