Zirconia3.com (somewhat) proudly presents:

Our founder, Michael Hoke, disappeared a number of years ago. The Zirconia3.com staff didn't really mind, and we carried on. However, we started receiving packages containing rough scripts and drawings, with instructions to Photoshop them together into some kind of comic book thingy.

Yeah, whatever.

We recently discovered that Mr. Hoke had spent the last couple of years living in the Zirconia3.com offices' basement. He still sends us the drawings with notes, so we continue to publish them as they arrive. As long as he stays in the basement, we're happy up here.

WARNING: May contain unsavory and gratuitous language and violence, hopefully. Children, squeamish persons and/or professional moralists should back away slowly, and not make any sudden moves.

Also unrecommended for the low-of-bandwidth, but we'll try to accomodate that. Each page has 3 versions:

Bandwidth Options:

FAT PIPE (Large): Full sized for today's enormous widescreen monitors, but some panels could exceed 500KB.	Medium: Good size for 17-inch monitors. We try to maintain decent quality while keeping file sizes reasonable (200-300KB).
300 baud modem and a rotary line? (small): We strive to keep these pages around 160KB, but that may hurt quality on some panels.